'Sleeping in': 20+ Things that are objectively better than getting freaky in the sheets

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    Rectangle - r/AskReddit Posted by u/SpeedyMammoth 2 13 hours ago What's better than sex?
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    Rectangle - hadeshellhound0 13 hr. ago When the cat who doesn't like anybody loves you. Or when someone else's cat listens to you over the owner. Absolutely amazing feeling
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    Font - Icantfitmyusername. 13 hr. ago Realizing you can sleep in.
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    Smile - . 7 hr. ago cogenix And you drink a glass of 3 AM water that feels like it came from a crystal clear Alp spring...
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    Rectangle - Five-Oh-Vicryl. 11 hr. ago When your friends cancel on plans you didn't want to attend in the first place
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    Plant - dookiewookieporche 13 hr. ago you know that middle part of a juicy double cheeseburger, that it's
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    Font - ionmoon 6 hr. ago Waking up in the morning and remembering you have the day off.
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    Font - ElderWeeb 11 hr. ago Farting away a stomach ache
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    Font - Deep Donkey_5712 - 8 hr. ago 2 I was driving in my car about 2 weeks ago, and out of nowhere I felt a pain in my heart and throath area, something I have never felt before. I was dizzy and struggling with driving, so I pulled over as soon as I could, stepped out of the car and prepared to d e. About 10 minutes later I farted and felt good again, and I drove on while farting for the next 150 km.
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    Product - EosTries 7 hr. ago Fart & Furious 5.3k Reply Share yanivelkneivel 7 hr. ago 2 Fart 2 Furious 2.8k Reply Share Tolookah 5 hr. ago The fart and the furious 3: Tokyo whiff
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    Rectangle - Lumamate 13 hr. ago. edited 13 hr. ago Closing the WC door and Finally peeing, after sweating through a long, tortuous, almost impossible wait.
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    Font - s1ng1ngsqu1rrel. 11 hr. ago Taking your bra off at the end of the day 628 Reply Share Solar1729 7 hr. ago Taking someone else's bra off at the end of the day
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    Font - Tara_love_xo. 11 hr. ago Passing an exam you thought you failed.
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    Font - twitch-daluethegamer 13 hr. ago When the guy behind the counter at the chip shop calls you 'big man'
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    Facial expression - AbsoluteWhy 11 hr. ago Or the guy at the kebab stop calls you "my brother".
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    Product - solojetpack Or the guy at the shawarma shop that calls you "my friend!" 10 hr. ago
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    Smile - underwoodmodelsowner 9 hr. ago or the sweet old black lady that calls you "sugar"
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    Product - mycatissenorfloof19 7 hr. ago or the british lady calling you "love"
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    Font - katiebugbeachlane 11 hr. ago It's a stormy day, kinda dark out, and you snuggle into the couch knowing you're gonna nap so hard you'll wake up disoriented in 4 hrs unsure if it's day or night. OH- and you have a full belly of comfort food!
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    Rectangle - Planktonoid 13 hr. ago Having someone concede an argument because you changed their mind about something.
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    Rectangle - heyyywhatsgoingon 11 hr. ago Having a many-hours-long conversation with someone you really connect with, talking about anything and everything and losing track of time.
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    Font - mizzlol 7 hr. ago I love when you get into the perfect fitting spoon position and you're holding hands and it's like your body and their body mold into one. So peaceful.
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    Font - LongjumpingCake1924 13 hr. ago That feeling right before you fall asleep. ↑ 986 Reply Share Libertia 8 hr. ago Or being exhausted and waking up refreshed
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    Font - RED54115 11 hr. ago Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you have a couple more hours to sleep
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    Font - inevitable_alien 11 hr. ago When the person speeding through traffic gets stuck at the same red light as everyone
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    Rectangle - venusiansailorscout 11 hr. ago Garlic Bread 339 Reply Share mr_penrose 7 hr. ago Yooo garlic bread team

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